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Joel Ng
27 February 2009 @ 10:31 pm
Mickey's fault. :P
 
 
Feelin': content
On the Turntables: The Beast And The Harlot by Avenged Sevenfold
 
 
Joel Ng
13 November 2008 @ 09:15 am
Too lazy to steal, got tagged instead. :P

From Trixy.

The rules: List down your must haves for Christmas. Use different colors to bring the Christmas spirit. The number of people that should be tagged should be the number of things in your list.

1. A Deadpool costume (and lots of duct tape, if possible. duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape duct tape)
2. An iPod Nano
3. A faster processor
4. A 3 GHz laptop with Vista Ultimate (or a MacBook Pro)
5.A Mont Blanc pen (I have one and I want another one.)
6. A Parson Russel terrier puppy (my dogs are very lonely)

*me tags Joe, Conrad, Josh (if he still blogs), Luis, Rain and Mickey*

Now back to healing my toe. x_x


 
 
Feelin': numb
On the Turntables: Stone the Crow by Down
 
 
Joel Ng
16 September 2008 @ 02:47 pm
Uhhh...wha?!?!?!

You Are A: Pony!

ponyWho doesn't love a pony? You are one of these miniature horses, renown for your beauty and desired by many. Full of grace, you are a beautiful and very special animal, with a long, flowing mane that blows in the breeze.

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Parakeet
You are least like a: Frog or a LambThe Cute Animals Quiz
 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: Starfuckers Inc. by Nine Inch Nails
 
 
Joel Ng
16 September 2008 @ 02:39 pm
I checked. It's the 16th. XD


The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test



A non-believer and a heretic. Just as expected. XD
 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: The Final Six by Slayer
 
 
 
Joel Ng
15 September 2008 @ 07:35 pm
I forgot how many surveys I have made...

Blah. Here it is, anyway. :P

Greed:Low
 
Gluttony:Medium
 
Wrath:Medium
 
Sloth:Medium
 
Envy:Very Low
 
Lust:Very Low
 
Pride:Very Low
 


Discover Your Sins - Click Here
 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: Gematria (The Killing Name) by Slipknot
 
 
Joel Ng
07 September 2008 @ 06:08 am
My personality type: the reliable realist
 
 
Joel Ng
21 July 2008 @ 05:07 pm
I just watched Harold & Kumar's Escape from Guantanamo Bay. I gave me loads of laughs, since it is inclined to racism & marijuana. XD

And now I present a poem written by Kumar Patel. Warning: Arithmetic Content. :P


THE SQUARE ROOT OF 3

I fear that I will always be

A lonely number like root three

A three is all that's good and right,

Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath a vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

With just some quick arithmetic

I know I will never see the sun, as 1.7321

Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,

Another square root of three

Has quietly come waltzing by,

Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

And with a wave of magic wands

Our square root signs became unglued

And love for me has been renewed.


OW MEHN. XD XD XD
 
 
Feelin': productive
On the Turntables: Killing Season by Testament
 
 
Joel Ng
18 July 2008 @ 04:29 pm
Hahaha. Purple! :D




Your Aura is Violet



Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.

And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!



The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say



Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony



Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: Eyes Of The Insane by Slayer
 
 
Joel Ng
15 July 2008 @ 05:58 pm
This time, I got it on my own. :P

Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion ||||||||||||||| 43%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Altruism ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 63%

You are a Guide, possible professions include - career counselor, psychologist, educational consultant, special education teacher, librarian, artist, playwright, novelist/poet, editor/art director, information-graphics, designer, HRM manager, merchandise planner, environmental lawyer, marketer, job analyst, mental health counselor, dietitian/nutritionist, research, educational consultant, architects, interpreter/translator.
Take Free Career Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
 
 
Feelin': energetic
On the Turntables: South Of Heaven by Slayer
 
 
Joel Ng
14 July 2008 @ 05:27 pm
Stolen from Trixy again. >:)

Big Five Test Results
Extroversion (50%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being assertive and social and being withdrawn and solitary.
Accommodation (60%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).
Orderliness (84%) high which suggests you are overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun.
Emotional Stability (62%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Inquisitiveness (76%) high which suggests you are very intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.
Take Free Big Five Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com
 
 
Feelin': creative
On the Turntables: Raining Blood by Slayer
 
 
Joel Ng
12 July 2008 @ 12:34 pm
Hmmm...balloons, juice packs, candy, barbecues, pizzas, pizzas, pizzas...what could make it better?

Sudoku and Magic Sing! XD

Hmmm...from what I remember, these are the songs:

Gabo & Friends - Uptown Girl

Ma'am Barrer - LIKE A VIRGIN. :-O

Ma'am Ava - Dancing Queen

Gabo & Friends - My Sharona

Ms. & Mrs. Evangelista (ngeh) - Ummm...I forgot what song that is. :))

And we had some games, and a 'Cesium Sudoku'. I think the fastest were Mika, Rocelle, and Llogene. XD

And of course, the dreaded Indian dance. -_-


So, the is the best acquaintance party I ever had, for now. XD
 
 
Feelin': tired
On the Turntables: My Sharona by Nirvana
 
 
Joel Ng
28 May 2008 @ 09:49 pm
Credits to Marz for the master list. XD

Please correct me if my spelling's wrong. :D

1. Alba, Raphaello
2. Angeles, Neil Patrick
3. Arcega, Jose Mari
4. Asis, Joannes Luke
5. Astrologo, Niel Christian
6. Co Ting Keh, Lance
7. De Layola, Llogene
8. Dizon, Joshua Gregor
9. Dumayag, Justin Paul
10. Endico, Marxlen
11. Gabo, Eugene Paolo
12. Garcia, James Rainier
13. Go, Patrick John
14. Macandog, Andrei Kristoffer
15. Ng, Joel Savier
16. Nogales, Ernest Nathan
17. Nunes, Rhett Abram
18. Pascasio, Jethro Daniel
19. Perez, Jose Nickolo
20. San Juan, Marck Darryl
21. Tan, Bryan Gabriel
22. Co, Michelle Alexis
23. Evangelista, Cara Therese
24. Garcia, Bea Clarise
25. Lim, Rachelle Lauren
26. Mendoza, Rocelle Patricia
27. Padlan, Marylaine
28. Perlada, Micaela Cristina
29. Salindo, Elysse
30. San Antonio, Maria Cristelle
 
 
Feelin': excited
On the Turntables: Revolution Is My Name by Pantera
 
 
Joel Ng
17 May 2008 @ 10:40 am
Tagged by Luis. XD

Rules of the game
-Chose a singer/band/group.
-Answer using ONLY titles of songs.


—————————————————–

I used Megadeth before. It kinda sounded dark. So I'll use Dream Theater.

1. Are you male or female?

The Silent Man [Awake] XD

2. Describe yourself:

Finally Free [Metropolis Pt. 2] Wheee.....XD

3. What do people feel when they’re around you?

Surrounded [Images and Words] Actually, it's the other way around. AAHAHAHAHA

4. How would you describe your previous relationship?

Lie [Awake] I don't have one. :P

5. Describe your current relationship.

Lie [Awake] I told you. I don't freakin' have one! :P

6. Where would you want to be now?

Under A Glass Moon [Images and Words] AAAAHAHHAHAA

7. How do you feel about love?

The Answer Lies Within [Octavarium] SOO DEEEEP OW MEHN. XD

8. What’s your life like?

Learning To Live [Images and Words] I sound like some prophet. XD

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?

Take Away My Pain [Falling into Infinity] I'M NOT EMO. Seriously. I scraped my knee from biking. :P

10.Say something wise:

Honor Thy Father [Train of Thought] Because without his gametes, you wouldn't be alive. HAHAHAHAHAHA





Everyone who reads gets tagged. (LUIS-STYLE) :P
 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: Psycho by Puddle Of Mudd
 
 
Joel Ng
03 May 2008 @ 09:23 pm
I got tagged, so there is no need for me to steal. :))


The rules:
1. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.
2. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their ten things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

1. I hate dancing. Seriously. The only thing that I can dance is dah Soulja Boy. :))
2. Back in grade school, I won 4 out of 6 singing competitions. Then came puberty. Hello, deep voice. XD
3. Before I started listening to rap songs, my sister influenced my musical taste with songs from N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys. Don't worry. It's all over now. =))
4. When I'm bored and the computer's on the fritz, I create static electricity storage containers, a.k.a. the Leyden jar. It's quite easy to make. it's an conductor-insulator-conductor sandwich. :))
5. I still play Neopets. :)) But I play NukeZone more often. :D
6. I am a proud daily subscriber of http://icanhascheezburger.com/ and http://ihasahotdog.com/. :))
7. I try to eat as much as possible before my vacation ends. XD
8. I play with my dogs everyday. XD
9. I can drive.
10. My braces are killing me. :((

As of now, I can only tag Joe. Conrad and Josh don't go online regularly nowadays. :(
 
 
Feelin': sore
On the Turntables: Ties That Bind by Alter Bridge
 
 
Joel Ng
18 April 2008 @ 09:45 pm
The rules are to post ten random things that start with the first letter of the first name of the person who tagged you. 

If I tag you... that means... you have to do it with the letter 'J'.

Life Rating - check Random Survey 7
Love - is something that survey says I need improvement on
Lamborghini - my second favorite Italian car brand
Lava lamp - + heat = big boom. Hahaha
Lightning - something I can recreate using an improvised Van de Graaf generator
Luxembourg - my second dream country.
Led Zeppelin - \m/
Lasagna - *drools*
Low Rider - I can build one when I turn 20. XD
LiveJournal - what? It says 'post 10 random things', right? :))

I'll tag tomorrow. :))
 
 
Feelin': creative
On the Turntables: Trampled Under Foot by Led Zeppelin
 
 
Joel Ng
17 April 2008 @ 04:32 pm
I should really stop stealing. =))

Stolen from Trixy who got this from Luis.

1. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.
2. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their ten things and post these rules. 
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose ten people and list their names. 
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read yours.

FACTS:

1. I was fat when I was 4, then my waist suddenly shrank when I was 5. I dunno what happened. =))
2. I kinda hate China, since it's the home of cheap cars and cheap toys.
3. I searched for my name in Google, and three people have the same name, but none of them have my characteristics (one dances, one listens to Mariah Carey, and another one's a hotel rater). O_O
4. I like almost anything that's furry.
5. I still play Neopets. =))
6. I still play with Legos --- this time on a massive scale.
7. I made a rocket car out of an R/C car, some gunpowder (I forgot where that came from), a toilet roll, a piece of plastic, and a piece of string. >8D
8. I accidentally killed a gecko and a fly with a basketball. O_o
9. The only animes that I watch regularly are Detective Conan and Initial D.
10. I remember random stuff for some reason, for example, I just remembered how the Van de Graaf generator works while playing basketball. O_O

Oh, and another one.
 

Hey, you.
If you read this journal,
even if I don't speak to you often,
post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want.
It can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.

Then post this on your journal.
Be surprised and see what people remember about you.
 
 
Feelin': excited
On the Turntables: Mythbusters Theme Song
 
 
Joel Ng
16 April 2008 @ 04:07 pm
Stolen from Sam. >:)

Who
1. Who did you have last year for your English teacher? Ma'am Sagucio!!!
2. Who was the last person you were in a car with? My dad.
3. Who do you live with? My dad.
4. Who in your family spoils you the most? My dad.
5. Who has given you your last gift? Ummm...Joe. =))
6. Who is your number 1 on myspace/whatever you use? Number 1? I don't get it. I don't use MySpace either. :P
7. Who has made you really mad in the past week? I rarely get mad, so I dunno. :))
8. Who are you dating right now? O_O
9. Who (out of your friends) is the most outgoing? I think it's Josh. He's with someone else in Mindanao right now. >:)
10. Who was the last person to come over to your house? Ummm...Joe. :))
11. Who was the last person(s) you played a game with? Chuck, Mai and Stephen.
12. Who can make you laugh more than anyone else? Ummm...Josh. XD
13. Who is the first person that comes to your mind when thinking about the mall? I have no idea. I haven't been to the mall for months. =))
14. Who was the last person that took a picture of you? Errr...my dad?
15. Who did you go to the movies with last? My sister.

What
16. What is your middle name? Lim
17. What kind of pet do you have? 2 bitches. Errr...I mean, dogs. =))
18. What state do you live in (or country outside U.S.)? Philippines.
19. What is your favorite show to watch on TV? MYTHBUSTERS FTW. =))
20. What class do you do best in in school? PEHM and TSK. Ghahahahaha
21. What is your favorite color? Red/Black (no. I ain't emo)
22. What is the last thing you ate? some Chinese food which I forgot how to call it in English. =))
23. What book are you currently reading? Daily Readings from Your Best Life Now by Joel Osteen
24. What outfit are you wearing right now? White shirt, white shorts.
25. What is your favorite band? I can't really say that, but as of now, Metallica. \m/
26. What was the last lie you told? Ummm...my braces don't hurt my teeth. =))
27. What kind of car would you love to have? BMW M5!!!
28. What is your favorite animal? Hmmm...Jack Russel terriers? They're hyper little creatures. =))
29. What are your parents' names? Juanito and Susan.
30. What kind of instruments do you know how to play? A bit of piano, guitar, drums, harmonica, and flute.

Where
31. Where did you have your last birthday party? At home.
32. Where do you do most of your shopping? Any SM store.
33. Where did you go on your last vacation? Singapore and HK.
34. Where would you like to go on your next vacation? SINGAPORE FTW.
35. Where would your dream house be located? Luxembourg.
36. Where do you like to go out to eat at? Ummm...Kenny Roger's. XD
37. Where do you go when you need a lot of quiet time? My room.
38. Where is the safest place you know of? Nowhere is safe. >:) Hahahahaha.
39. Where do you walk to the most? Ummm...the oval or around the gazebos or the front lob. Hahahaha.
40. Where does your best friend live? There is no such thing as best friends. But my closest ones live at Pasig, one near Pisay, one in Rizal, and one just a kilometer away from my house. :D
41. Where is your favorite place to buy shoes? Manel's. Durable and manly. =))
42. Where is your favorite place to be? Ummm...Singapore?
43. Where would you go if you could go anywhere in the world? Luxembourg.
44. Where is your favorite place to go to have fun? Anywhere with Vodka and Internet. Hahahaha.
45. Where was the last place you visited? Joe's house. XD

When
46. When did you meet your current best friend? There is no such thing as a best friend. But I met my closest ones at Joe's house. XD
47. When are you going back to school? June 2. Durnit.
48. When is your parents' anniversery? As far as I can remember, I think it's January 25.
49. When is the next time you're visiting your relatives? They visit us. =))
50. When is the next time you're going on a date? O_O
51. When was the first time you drank alcohol? 2 weeks ago. Vodka with a splash of lemon juice and shaved ice, shaken and stirred. >8D
53. When was the last time you watched TV? 5 hours ago.
54. When was the last time you've been to the zoo? Last summer at Singapore
55. When are you due for a doctor's appointment? Dunno.
56. When was the last time you were at the mall? I dunno. 8 months? :))
57. When did you get your first pet? I dunno. 9 years ago?
58. When did you lose your virginity? WTF?!?!?!?! O_O
59. When did you get your first job? When I enrolled in Pisay. =))
60. When is the next time you're hanging with your friends? June 2. =))

How
61. How did you get into trouble last? Ummm...I gave my sister a static shock last night. =))
62. How did you get your last injury? 2 weeks ago. I nearly tore my hamstring. Still hurts now. >.<
63. How did your last relationship end? I don't even have one. O_O
64. How are you feeling right now? Look at the bottom of the post. Hahaha.
65. How old are you? 14 3/4
66. How tall are you? 5'7"
67. How many close friends would you say you have? I dunno. 5+?
68. How did you meet your current/last boyfriend? I'm not gay. :))
69. How many times a day do you brush your teeth? Before braces: 2-3. Now: 4-5.
70. How do you sleep (what positioning)? O_O
71. How much money do you have on you right now? I dunno. My dad controls my bank account.
72. How often do you go shopping? Rarely. If I do, I only shop for CDs.
73. How many pets do you have? 2.
74. How many pillows do you sleep with at night? 1-3.
75. How late did you stay up last night? 10:30. Portal's waaaay too addicting. =))
 
 
Feelin': bored
On the Turntables: The God That Failed by Metallica
 
 
Joel Ng
16 April 2008 @ 10:34 am
FINALLY!!! PHOTOBUCKET'S WORKING AGAIN!!!

Sorry for the 1-week delay. Hahahahaha.

Actually, there's nothing much in this car show. BMWs, Mercs, some cheap Chinese cars, nothing much. In my opinion, the car show is starting to concentrate on cars people can afford rather than pure horsepower.

Here's what I mean.

The Lancer Evos V, X, and IX.
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0005.jpg

Porsche 911 GT3 RS
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0024.jpg

Ford Shelby Cobra GT500
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0021.jpg

And the exact car that I rode with my uncle, the BMW M5. >8D
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0017.jpg

BMW M3
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0008.jpg

Motul 'Godzilla' 350Z
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0011.jpg

Nissan Silvia S14
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0007.jpg

Toyota Supra
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/joel_savier_ng/Me%20In%20Car%20Shows/Photo-0006.jpg

10 Reasons Why You Should've Been In The Car Show:
1.) There's Alvin and the Chipmunks singing in the background. =))
2.) Less models posing with cars.
3.) They really know which Germans they need to place for the show.
4.) They give out less brochures
5.) They have tacos.
6.) They have tacos.
7.) They have tacos.
8.) They have tacos.
9.) They have tacos.
10.) They have tacos.

=))

10 Reasons Why You Shoudn't Have Been In The Car Show:
1.) No Ferraris. :((
2.) No Lamborghinis. :((
3.) No Audis. :((
4.) The models try to block the viewers' cameras. =))
5.) No aircons.
6.) It only takes 10 minutes to finish the tour
7.) The Jaguar XF they promised wasn't on the show. >:E
8.) It sucks.
9.) It sucks.
10.) IT FRIKKIN' SUCKS!!!

There. :))
 
 
Feelin': creative
On the Turntables: Of Wolf And Man by Metallica
 
 
Joel Ng
15 April 2008 @ 09:26 pm
Durnit. Trixy blew my cover. X_X

Oh well, survey time! XD

[Edit: Darn. My black text prank didn't work. =))]

Sections were you in? 
1-Red
2-Green
3-White
4- Orange
5-Venus
6-Jupiter

Who were your seatmates? 
Ummm...I already forgot. We change 'em every week because half of the class becomes too noisy. =))
Grade 1 - Dunno
Grade 2 - Dunno
Grade 3 - Dunno
Grade 4 - Dunno
Grade 5 - Dunno
Grade 6 - Ummm...lemme see...the class behaved well this year...=)) hmmm...Herwin, Jeric, and some other two. =))

What was your first class?
MATH!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Who was your crush back then? 
Ummmm...I dunno. I think I used to have one on Jessica Alba when I was in Grade 3, I think. Don't worry, I'm not that shallow anymore. :P

Made friends to the lower years?
Yep. Most were my math club buddies. 1 girl (yes, a girl. She's not like my classmates. :P) actually helped us qualify for the SIPNAYAN math contest finals! XD

Had a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Of all questions. Of course not. O_O

How was your class schedule?
Boring.

Made any enemies?
All of my female classmates are my enemies. Those boy-crazy, overactive, shallow, evil, spineless--- I should stop describing them now. As for the boys, some are, but only when it comes to academics. :))

What sport(s) did you play?
 Basketball, badminton (nearly qualified for the varsity. :(( oh well.), patintero, and indoor soccer (using a basketball. XD)

Did you buy your lunch?
Starting from Grade 5.

Were you well known in your school?
=)) =)) =)) Well known for nearly sweeping all the awards. =)))) and also for my strict ruling as a class president.

SKIP CLASSES?
NEVER. I WAS EXTREMELY GRADE-CONSCIOUS THAT TIME.

Did you get suspended/expelled?
Hello?!?! I'm the valedictorian!!!! =)))

Can you sing the alma mater?
It's in Chinese. :P

Besides, I forgot half of the song, since I forgot half of my Chinese vocabulary 'skills'. :P

What was your favorite subject?
MATH!!!! Duh. XD

What was your school's full name?
Philippine Institute of Quezon City

Did you go to the dances?
I don't even dance. O_O

Where did you go most often during breaks?
Grade 1-3: I stayed in the classroom, cleaning all the mess. I really wanted that "Cleanest Classroom" award. =))
Grade 4-6: The library. I read the papers and sometimes, TIME magazines. I never realized I was that much of a geek. =))

If you could go back in time and do it all over, would you?
50% Yes, 50% No.

Yes, I wanna get more medals.

No, I don't wanna meet those girls again. X_X

What do you remember most about grade 6?
Math contests every month. X_X

Worst memory in grade 6?
Ummm...getting an 90 in a periodic test? =))
 
 
Feelin': optimistic
On the Turntables: Hangar 18 by Megadeth
 
 
 
 

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